"A smiley face emoticon, a symbol of 21st century love distilled down to two characters."
"The goal of life isn’t to be happy. The goal of life is to be awake. To be fully present."
— Stan Beecham
"Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive."
— Andrew Grove
"I use chopsticks to drink water, babe."
"Science doesn’t give a damn about religions, because “damns” are not measurable units and therefore have no place in research. As soon as it’s possible to detect damns, we’ll quantize perdition and number all the levels of hell. Until then, science doesn’t care. Scientists don’t demand to run the Eucharist through a mass-spectrometer."
— Luke McKinney
"It’s worth nothing that even a book based on magic spells violating the laws of thermodynamics admits that the imperial system is stupid and everyone should be using metric."
— Luke McKinney
"One Million Moms is a website based on intolerance and the inability to count. It’s named the same way a kid might call himself Commander Badass Boobtoucher: desperate wish-fulfillment and blatant lies. Despite being an entirely online group, they only had about 40,000 Facebook fans, an accurate count both of their real support and of how many moms don’t know their kids have already blocked them. By their math, I could call my dick the Pleaser of Luxembourg and it would be more accurate, because I’m only short about half a million people."
— Luke McKinney on the American “Family” Association
"Scarcely anyone interests himself in social problems without being led to do so by the desire to see reforms enacted. In almost all cases, before anyone begins to study the science, he has already decided on definite reforms that he wants to put through. Only a few have the strength to accept the knowledge that these reforms are impracticable and to draw all the inferences from it. Most men endure the sacrifice of the intellect more easily than the sacrifice of their daydreams. They cannot bear that their utopias should run aground on the unalterable necessities of human existence. What they yearn for is another reality different from the one given in this world … They wish to be free of a universe of whose order they do not approve."
— Ludwig von Mises, Epistemological Problems in Economics
"There is no such thing as a minor detail. Information is victory. One cannot and should not dismiss any data until one is in a position to evaluate its significance, and that only comes with hindsight. So all detail is important until circumstances render it redundant."
— Primarch Roboute Guillimin, Warhammer 40,000